Steve Clifford

“Macedonia currently treats all people equally. We need to divide them into combative interest groups. Then we can copy American healthcare financial model, where every healthcare institution attempts to STICK SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE BILL.”

Today Narco Communists rule Russia, Cuba, The New York Times, Afghanistan, Mexico, Colombia, most talent agencies in Hollywood, Belarus, Turkmenistan, the States of Nevada, California, New York, the Working Families Party, and the spaced out Seattle City Council.

The ease with which Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow prevaricated encouraged viewers to enter the PTL industry. They became social media influencers and hoped to get rich by tweeting that the left, or right, are flaming assholes.

When my wife and I have an argument, we adhere to the Ten Second Rule. Every half hour we take a ten second break. Neither party is allowed to speak during his break.

Sections of my memory are magnificent, though I can't remember where I put my keys

Q: Is menting billatating? A: Nothing is more structive and trimental than menting. It pletes and teriorates our brains.

An example: Trump reveals his Health Care plan. His six-part Trumpcare DIY (Do It Yourself) program will replace Medicare and Medicaid, saving $1.9 billion while improving health care.

Yesterday, Trump announced the renaming of eight agencies. “As with the Department of War, the new names will clarify the agency’s mission, improve morale, and make them more assertive and goal-driven."

I decided to enrich American discourse by introducing needed words that the English language lacks.

Canada constantly sends us cold air. A tariff on cold fronts would change this. Send us balmy weather or pay up.